Aug. 11, 23

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unashamedly-enthusiastic:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

ALT

Aug. 11, 23

96638

theuntoaster:

catgirlwheels:

defectivegembrain:

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.

Ever since I read a post saying “don’t trust yourself after 9pm” whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it’s after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning.

Aug. 11, 23

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silvernyxa:

BELIEVERS NEVER DIE !!!!!

Aug. 11, 23

664

kiisaes:

another year, another bkdk day 💪 (8/9)

Aug. 11, 23

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the-haiku-bot:

bogleech:

morbidlyqueerious:

darthlenaplant:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

Like this?

actually what the christ

Don’t worry! Once it catches you it won’t have to be blank anymore

Don’t worry! Once it

catches you it won’t have to

be blank anymore

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Aug. 11, 23

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superbeans89:

quackels:

quackels:

vikingofficial:

Aug. 11, 23

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infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

NVM ONE SUGGESTED NIGHT GUARD OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY IM GONNA FUCK FREDDY FAZBEAR

Aug. 11, 23

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yves-and-scessernee:

greelin:

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

Aug. 10, 23

121391

swan2swan:

only-tiktoks:

Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease–they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”

Human Beings:

Aug. 10, 23

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fairycosmos:

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you’ve ever seen in your life